Hello, I Must Be Going

I leave tomorrow before the sun comes up, so I will leave you with a story before I go.

A few weeks ago, I was out at DIA to catch a flight. Lord know where I was going--it all becomes a blur sometimes. I hadn't stopped to get cash before I left, so I hit an ATM in the main terminal. Nothing. Tried it again. Nothing. Hmmm, the machine must be down.

Dashed off to another one. Same thing.

And another.

I hit four different ATMs in the terminal before I had to run to catch my flight. I got to my concourse and decided to try one last time. Then I thought maybe I should double check my PIN, just to make sure, and lo and behold, I'd been typing in a PIN that wasn't even close to being right.

I hope the man who followed me to four different ATMs got his money....

I'll be back early next week and I'm sure I'll have loads of tales of the bizarre and unbelievable. Oh, and if Scott Simon happens to use the word "monkey" in this week's Weekend Edition Saturday show, that's because of me. I'll explain later.

Until then, good night and good luck.